LOUISE – 2 Faced
Louise is a fixture in the FHM Sexiest Woman In The World polls. I am a twentysomething man. Case closed, thinks the grumpy woman at the Our Price till, and I feel like I’m buying a stroke mag instead of the breeziest gir[…]

The hip-hop pornographer: it’s almost worth skipping straight to page 2 of Salon‘s piece on the new little Li’l Kim album, which is where discussion of the demerits of a pro-porn position gives way to discussion of the record itself[…]

Modern Humorist – The Britney Papers “Ride young Valkyrie! Ride! – ‘Camille Paglia’s letter to Britney is the funniest of Modern Humorist’s five parodies, though it’s still not all that funny.[…]

IMAGINARY MUSIC FOR IMAGINARY FILMS
I have this acquaintance – I believe Tom may be allowing him some space round here soon – who hates films with purportedly the same ire that I Hate Music (name of the site, and yet again all of it. Chri[…]

Horton Jupiter of the very wonderful They Came From The Stars (I Saw Them) asks me to tell you about a party coming up this Saturday in Stoke Newington, a fantastical celebration at which the band will be performing, and he ominously adds that it mig[…]

Hee hee. And there’s a lot more banners where that came from, the Teen Pop Sucks page (unearthed by Kathleen). Some – particularly the one involving an enormous and curiously distorted Dave Grohl straddling the globe – might not be […]

Pulp People: he may not like Tanya much (or me, if her reports are to be believed), but this is a comprehensive review of all Pulpish activities, and thoroughly recommended to fans of that excellent band. Plus the design makes FT feel good about itse[…]

BOY BANDS
As you might guess, the e-mails I get tend to be a bit repetitive. Having sifted through the marriage proposals and assorted bleatings, one question crops up quite a lot: “But Tanya, what music do you like?….you must like some m[…]

DJ Pretzel’s OVERCLOCKED REMIX: a while back Greg was asking about videogame music, surely the next – if not the current – hipster revival genre. Here one DJ Pretzel and his chums’n’pals remix lots of old console game mu[…]

IGGY POP
Just really a brief observation this but if the Igster had such a Lust For Life, you’d think he would have eaten something, somewhere along the line. If he had been a member of the Spice Girls (Rancid Spice?) I’m sure we would ha[…]