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Nov 09

This Summer: Triggers Will Be Freaky

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So I just stumbled across the impressive effects looking but terribly edited new trailer for the remake of Clash Of The Titans. Here you can see it yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CJenNMsb4

Yes, that’s right. The tagline is indeed: TITANS WILL CLASH.
Which if I remember the original isn’t exactly what happens. More Epic Heroes will kill stop motion creatures with mirrors. But the Harryhausen film holds a soft spot in my heart, even though Harry Hamlin is no-ones idea of Perseus. Anyhoo: TITANS WILL CLASH. Such a simple formation if only other films did that. We could have seen some of these:

KIDS WILL SPY
VAMPIRES WILL BE INTERVIEWED
TAXIS WILL BE DRIVEN

In the theatre: “This Summer, A SALESMAN WILL DIE”

STARS WILL WAR
WORLDS WILL WAR
AND BRIDES TOO

THE KING WILL RETURN
AS WILL THE JEDI

LAMBS WILL BE SILENCED
LAS VEGAS WILL BE LEFT
PARENTS WILL BE MET
AS WILL FOCKERS
CHINESE BOOKIES WILL BE KILLED
THE EARTH’S CENTRE WILL BE JOURNEYED TO (potentially in 3D)
THE BOURGEOISIE WILL BE CHARMING, DISCREETLY

BILL WILL BE KILLED
NUNS WILL RUN
JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD WILL BE ASSASSINATED
THE SOUP WILL CONSIST OF DUCK
THE FEATHERS WILL COME FROM HORSES
THE OPERA IS WHERE THE NIGHT WILL BE SPENT AT
THE RACES IS WHERE THE DAY SHALL BE SPENT
A PENALTY IS WHAT THE GOALKEEPER WILL BE AFRAID OF

THE FOURTH OF JULY WILL BE BORN ON
THEY WILL BE HAD BY SOME MOTHERS
THE SOUFFLE WILL BE ABOUT

WORRYING WILL BE STOPPED AND THE BOMB LOVED
HEAT WILL BE LIKED BY SOME

LOVE WILL ACCOMPANY YOU AS YOU LEAVE RUSSIA
THE GUN THAT THE MAN HAS WILL BE GOLDEN
MOONS WILL BE RAKED
SPIES WILL LOVE

And finally

GOOD WILL HUNTING

(Thanks to Matt, Eli, Mark S, Tom, Jenn, Tim, Katie, Ewan, Hazel, Kat, Magnus, Meg and Rob for coming up with that list in FIVE MINUTES – comments section is for you…)

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  1. 61
    Matt DC on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MARTIN GUERRE RETOURNERA

  2. 62
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Balls will thunder
    Love will arrive from the former Soviet Union

  3. 63
    Matt DC on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MONSIEUR HULOT PARTIRA EN VACANCES

  4. 64
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Trouble Will Be Big, But The China? Oh So Little!

  5. 65
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Car’s Whereabouts Will Be Unknown, Dude!

  6. 66
    Jack Fear on 12 Nov 2009 #

    I can’t help feeling we’ve lost our way, somehow.

  7. 67
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Panther will be Pink
    (courtesy of Mrs Pilgrim)

  8. 68
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    A dozen will be dirty (©MrsP)
    Seven will be magnificent

    …must…stop

  9. 69
    ace inhibitor on 12 Nov 2009 #

    LES TEMPS PERDU WILL BE RECHERCHED

  10. 70
    ace inhibitor on 12 Nov 2009 #

    A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IS THE THING ON THE EDGE OF WHICH THERE WILL BE A WOMAN

  11. 71
    unlogged mog on 12 Nov 2009 #

    I think it got missed out, so-
    THE APOCALYPSE WILL BE NOW
    PIKACHU WILL GO ON VACATION
    INTENTIONS WILL BE CRUEL
    THE RIGHT ONE WILL BE LET IN
    DAWN WILL BREAK
    THE BOY WILL WEAR STRIPED PYJAMAS
    BREAKFAST WILL BE AT TIFFANY’S
    YOU WILL BE THANKED FOR SMOKING
    DOGS WILL BE IN OPPOSITION TO CATS
    THE GRINCH WILL STEAL CHRISTMAS

  12. 72
    Andrew F on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Also of course Harry Hamlin is millions of people’s idea of Perseus!

  13. 73
    NickyD on 12 Nov 2009 #

    DAISY WILL BE DRIVEN
    THE RIGHT THING WILL BE DONE
    CHRIST WILL BE TEMPTED FOR THE LAST TIME

  14. 74
    Bedders on 13 Nov 2009 #

    BRIDESHEAD WILL BE REVISITED

  15. 75
    inakamono on 14 Nov 2009 #

    Trains will be spotted, fiction will be pulped, and the the bourne will be conspired, ultimated and supremacized. And the god will be fathered three times.

  16. 76
    Nick on 15 Nov 2009 #

    the summer after next..

    TITANS WILL BE REMEMBERED

  17. 77
    Jungman Jansson on 15 Nov 2009 #

    STUFF WILL BE RIGHT
    BLADES WILL BE RUN

    and

    THE POINT WILL VANISH

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