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October 29th, 2007

The Freaky Trigger Top 25 Brands Of All Time Not Just Summer 2006 Which Makes This One All The More Embarrassing No.16: RUSSELL BRAND

In a move similar to The Freaky Trigger Top 25 Grants, one of our entries is not a Brand like the others. Where the others are marketing heavy representatives of an ethos, structure and mindset behind a product, number 16 is a person. A famous person admittedly, and one whose own recent meteoric rise (and partial fall) was peaking when we created the list. We were also quite drunk.
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Ahem. Ballbags

But he is better than Russell Grant. Who was number 8 in the top 25 Grants. Beaten by the Sea Grant of North Carolina, the Grant of Executive Clemency and of course the eventual winner: A generous Arts Council Grant.
Russell Grant

Written by Pete Baran on Monday, October 29th, 2007 | 2,736 views |

Responses

  1. Ben on October 30th, 2007

    Brand fans: Russell will shortly be popping up on our TV screens alongside Lily Allen in a cor blimey guvnor remake of Pride & Prejudice.

  2. Marcello Carlin on October 30th, 2007

    Russell Brand gets into the list but not Jo Brand, Katy Brand or Gail Brand WHAT IS THIS RAMPANT SEXUALISM? Michael Gove writes

  3. Pete on October 30th, 2007

    Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show had not pinged the radar back then. And even if it had…

  4. Marcello Carlin on October 30th, 2007

    She’s got her Kate Winslet routine, just like Harry Secombe had his shaving routine.

  5. FT's Pete Baran on October 30th, 2007

    Indeed, the Winslet routine is such a paper thin joke (and performance) that the amount of times it comes up pushed me beyond incredulity into starting to admire the chutzpah for something that clearly does not work, to then almost being bludgeoned into finding it funny.

  6. FT's admin on February 6th, 2008

    ok. now where is 15?

 

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