Products Which Should Exist Due To a Clever Punning Name, But Don’t: 1: The Fanta-Stick
1: The Fanta-Stick
Possibly invented to tie in with the Christopher Ecclestone incarnation of Doctor Who, for whom this was his catchword. And seeing what we say, it is clear that the Fanta-Stick would be a slightly fizzy* orange lolly marketed by the Coca-Cola company. Perhaps a lot of thought would be put into making it, or perhaps they would just put a stick into a can of Fanta and freeze it.
Note, in Spain a Fanta-Stick would be lemon flavoured.
Also a diet version could be called The Light-Fanta-Stick.
*Not sure how they do this, but lemonade lolly’s always seem fizzy to me.
Pete Baran in FT /Pumpkin Publog • 1,248 views


There’s only one possible response to this idea… fantastic(k)!!!
I take credit for this punnery, originally intended for Haircut 100 and the 24 hours they spent consuming said product.
dear sir/madam.
i would like enquire fanta coca cola 330ml based on a 20ft containar
i will need the fanta to send to africa
look forward to to you swift response
thank you
a-mohamed
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