12 December 2006

uh-oh thrillers SO NOT FOR KIDS!

panthey were on sale in SAFEWAYS — yes yes the first safeways in the UK THAT ONE yes — and for a v long while when small i REFUSED TO PASS DOWN THAT AISLE bcz the covers were so all creepy! HERBERT VAN THAL!

at the time this wasn’t even the worst (which was a HAND with an EYE in the PALM! tho when i googlimaged the hand just now it had not stood the test of time er its hauntological index was in the blissbog zone it seemed a bit meh)

in related news: CLIVE BARKER IS RUBBISH

UPDATE: thinking about this more, i conclude that aged 7 i found SKULLS and EYEBALLS more frightening than SPIDERS and CREEPYDOLLS — whereas now this has sort of reversed… i am backed up a bit with SF for KIDS but have just now started thinking a bit about what kept me awake after i read it aged 7-12.

Exhibit one = THE UPPER BERTH, which i got so scared by (on holiday in France) that i got a telling off for being silly!

Exhibit two = this fellow as pictured in the guiness book of records (tho not this actual picture)


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Comments

  1. marna on 12 December 2006 #

    I have oodles of those little books of pulp – the charity shops in Lowestoft were crammed with them when I was working there, and I have a thing for trashy moralistic horror. My Very Favourite Ever Story from them is about devil worshipping and SEX and is really quite filthy. I should dig it out.

    They are made from cheap glue, and now are all falling apart.

  2. pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on 12 December 2006 #

    the acid-rich paper from very very VERY old paperbacks actually burns itself from within, so that after about 50 years it has gone a rich brown and is extremely brittle to the touch

  3. marna on 12 December 2006 #

    I think that the binding is degrading faster than the paper in these ones – the glue has turned into brittle, crumbling stuff that ends up as powder when you turn pages. Then all the pages ESCAPE, just like DEMONS. Ahem.

    I don’t think the paper’s in very good shape either, though.

  4. pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on 12 December 2006 #

    the 4th pan NECRONOMICON

  5. Paul K on 13 December 2006 #

    oi Sinker – since you experienced the same life as me ever – anyone remember which titles/books these 2 brilliant mid-70′s pulp horror stories were:
    – the one with the spiders in da brain! geezer’s in a (equitorial african accident) coma and spider (pregnant) crawls up ‘is nose – awwww!
    – the guy with the snails hobby. gets out of hand and they take over a room, escape the tanks, collapse the wallpaper and crawl down ‘is throat… apt metaphor for my vinyl addiction.
    nothing scares me ever now (cept planes in thunderstorms)

  6. Paul K on 13 December 2006 #

    answering my own: The Man Whose Nose Was Too Big by Alan Hillery
    Pan Horror vol.13 (published 1972) (the spiders one)

  7. Tom on 13 December 2006 #

    The Man Whose Nose Was Too Big was definitely the playground horror story king when I was small – generally presented as true.

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