My German Poem

This is offered

i) In a spirit of vague solidarity with the Save The Jolly German campaign.

ii) As an example of the uselessness of our educational system/my brain, it being all I can remember from my German GCSE (an A grade at that!).

iii) Because Matt DC asked for it.

It is – I suspect – the only time Freaky Trigger will be running poetry by its contributors. Apologies for grammar and spelling errors – I was 13. Also I can’t do the accents on this thing cos I’m not clever enough with the HTML

Der Schlange
by Tom Ewing

Ich habe eine Schlange
Meine Schlange hat viel Durst
Er geht in zum Cafe
Er hat Getranke und ein Wurst