Ananova have good story, but greedily they want better story

Local news teams will be waiting with baited breath to see if this 16 goal haul is actually a record: my hunch is no. My hunch is also that with a little bit of a backhander to an opposing keeper, this record would not last for long anyway. Everyone wants to be in the Guinness Book Of Records after all, and scoring sixteen goals in a Sunday league game seems one of the easier ways.

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