Y’now when capt oates that gallant english gentleman said “i am just going out i may be some time” well i have discovered by careful pseudo-straussian perusal of the evidence that it wz not FROSTBITE or SCURVY which impelled him into the embrace of the lovely eternal whirling snows
NO!!
in fact they were working on a special WE EXPOSE NORWEGIAN CHEATS! issue of the Antarctic Gazette and the others in the tent were forcing him to proof the listings section