Y’now when capt oates that gallant english gentleman said “i am just going out i may be some time” well i have discovered by careful pseudo-straussian perusal of the evidence that it wz not FROSTBITE or SCURVY which impelled him into the embrace of the lovely eternal whirling snows


in fact they were working on a special WE EXPOSE NORWEGIAN CHEATS! issue of the Antarctic Gazette and the others in the tent were forcing him to proof the listings section