In many ways the anti-Fantastic Four. Tremendous cinema, well thought out characters, bit of a chore to watch. And whilst I will not reveal exactly what the Consequences Of Love are I shall give you a few ideas:

a) Being in a car accident
b) Being kidnapped by the Mafia
c) Being slowly dipped into a lorryload of wet cement
d) You life suddenly being soundtracked by Mogwai.

SO one can only assume that the conclusions of this film is that love is over-rated.