(More films I saw two months ago). If The Italian Job 2003 tells us one thing, it is that the new Mini is not a patch on the old one. They should never have put an old Mini in the first half of this film, it makes the new ones look clunky. The other thing it teaches us is that the ‘It’s A Mini Adventure’ series of film ads are much better than two hour remakes of not very good films which exist primarily to sell your cars abroad. Mark Whalberg’s never ending quest to remake all of cinema history in a Muzak stylee continues’