Well the return of Inspector Frost was dire, despite featuring a demented tango competition dancer dismembering her partners for being not good enough PLUS a scene set in a yard stacked high with thousands of busted fridges which suddenly all fell over like dominoes PLUS Frostie tangled with Denton’s yoot’ in a videogame arcade and got the better of them despite their fiendishly unconvincing use of gangsta argot PLUS his assistant copper was a lesbian to his gruff-but-kindly bafflement. Anyway David Jason was looking a bit old, I thought, and I wondered HOW old and when did I first see him on telly and realised it was THIRTY SIX YEARS AGO!!!