Don’t you love that feeling when you check your old email account, and then suddenly REMEMBER when you bid on all those Dr Who videos from eBay in a couch-driven stupor of sossidge sandwiches and the odd glass of BEER?

(Ssh – Pyramids of Mars – ‘2.50 INC postage & packing. Marvellous. I’m Michael Winner).

Incidentally: ever been looking for ‘Allo ‘Allo fan fiction, special info and all sorts of other rather petrifying GUMPH? Visit Romana’s Tardis. NB – contains NO Romana information and no samples of the noise from the Tardis (BEST SOUND EFFECT EVER).

Why were you looking for pictures of Romana, Sarah?

I said SSH!!!