Those of us whose bodies were hard-wired in the 1970’s often accidentally slip into the trap of repeating past behaviour. Habit, I believe the behaviourists call this. Anyway, one of my worst habits is typing www.freakytrigger.com, the poor lost lamented domain name for this site (you know, the domain we lost the WEEK we got that great Entertainment Weekly write up). When it was snaffled away it quickly went to some awful multi-pop-up linking portal, which was a right pain in the days before pop-up blockers. The American Singles held the forward for a while – in the way web-squatting pathetic money spin sites are wont to.

But now. Type in www.freakytrigger.com (or just click on the link) and what do you get? A site where you can buy lasers? What could the possible connection be? SCIENCE. And us blinding you with it?