snakes generally sneer at the “never eat anything bigger than your head” meme, but even if yr quite stretchy, surely “NEVER EAT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN YOUR BODY” is a motto to live by maybe!?! or at least not to die by!
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(clue: it’s an alligator busting out from inside a swelled up python ew ew) (details here) (scale: the python = c.12 feet long)