NOT PROVEN BY SCIENCE AT ALL IN ANY WAY

Just got some fliers at work for this pair of seminars: The UFO Contacts Seminars. Presented by “top” radio presenter Mike Allen these seminars will explode the myths behind the UFO Conspiracy finally leaving the truth bare. Which is really rather bold considering the truth is a couple of crazies in an Arizona desert and people who subscribe to the Fortean Times but find their Unconvention a bit flippant.

(I always forget how great the Fortean Times is: check out
18 Inch Dog Swallows 16 Inch Stick.)