An experiment to detect the effects of using girly moisturiser on a man’s face

Diagram and Apparatus

I will be applying girly moisturiser to ONE HALF OF MY FACE. Which half (left/right) is only known to 2 people. I have devised a proper double-blind version of this experiment, bu it was too sodding complicated.

Results will be gathered over the next 6’8 weeks from anyone who wishes to contribute an opinion/evaluation. I will obviously make a nice graph to show the results of the evaluations of both halves of my face.