On Saturday I ate:

Bacon Sandwich
A pint of Young’s Winter Warmer
Venison, walnut and beetroot salad*
Game pie (with veggies and tatties)*
A glass of champagne*
Wine to the max*
Water sucked through a marrowbone*
Eccles Cake and Lancashire crumbly cheese*
Emmanuelle’s cornbread and guacamole (spicy as…)
A pint ov Landlord
Lots of wine
Two shots of not num num aquavit and one shot of really horrible Cyanar (the cyanide artichoke liqueur)

On Sunday I also ate

Lentil, pea and lime salad**
Spanish tortilla**
Chorizo in red wine**
Spanish rice with morcilla and ham**
Beans, ham & sherry stew**
Patas Bravas**
A few different Serrano hams**
Pickled Garlic
Capers as big as yer eye
A cheeseboard of some wonderfully ripe Manchego and others
Amontillado Sherry to the max
Requisite amount of bread
Mulled wine
Tracer Hands Bourbon Balls
Emma’s lovely chicken live pate on inappropriate walnut biscuits
Too much mulled wine
And Marks grebt ginger cake

*Nice St John’s people

**Cooked by me. I think I am missing somthing here as well.