I would like one of these for my birthday please, June 21, thank you. Wow! It’s the Sunbeam PIE MAGIC 4! It basically a toastie maker, but instead of making toasties, makes REAL ACTUAL PIES. Dear lard I think I’ve died and gone to pie heaven. I quote….

Sunbeam Pie Magic 4 allows you to quickly prepare scrumptious snacks, meals and desserts using your choice of delicious and imaginative fillings. Pie edges are sealed perfectly with exclusive crimper seal, locking in delicious pie fillings.

Note the explicit reference to “crimper seal”, which is just fancy for “a pie lid”. And only 68 Australian dollars! Isn’t that like, 50p or something?