A CONVERSATION UPON CHEATING DEATH BY CHAMPAGNE!!

Person A: Crikey. I hear the bubbles go straight to your head. BUT WHY! And speaking of which, if you have air bubbles in your blood, doesn’t that KILL YOU when they reach the heart and block it up?? Is champagne potentially MURDEROUS?!

Person B: I think the bubbles have to be in your veins. So unless you shoot up with champagne, you’re safe.

Person A: Good point. So with champagne – just for this to be clear, you understand -it goes straight down the GULLET into the STOMACH where the bubbles are all DISIPATED (sp?) and THEN the booze goes into your veins and hurrah hurrah you haf cheated DEATH YET AGAIN?

Person A: Cool!!!

Champagne = extreme drinking!!

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