My Chain-pub Hell continues. Hogshead last night with fellow-pub-loggers Pete and John. However, Crouch End’s famous ex-funeral parlour venue was graced by not one, but TWO celebs. Sean Hughes and (I think) Paul Morley, only I was too star-struck to go and check properly. He was wearing signature polo-neck and zip-up cardi, as modelled on I Heart Clip-shows, and had the same hair-do, so it’s almost a shoe-in. Obviously pub etiquette dictates that one DOES NOT interfere with celebrity drinking, and I passed my test with flying colours. I also saw Victor Lewis Smith on the tube this morning, and didn’t bother him either. Aren’t I good?