Not only that Tom, but the AMA article is riddled with falsities and tantalising half stories. Destiny’s Child in so called matching beige tops when it is clear that Beyonce is in “band leader” brown. Did Aaliyah send a recorded acceptance message from beyond the grave? WHat on earth were the Dave Matthews band doing being nominated for Best Pop Act? But most urgent and key – what century did Michael Jackson win Artist of the Century for? Because if it is the 21st everyone else might as well pack up their instuments and go do something more productive. Like become scary circus clowns like Kiss.