Nelly wants fans to adopt patriotic fashion: good work Sir, bouncing back and all that. Except look deeper into the article (worth it for Nelly’s foolish facepaint) and we find that “It’s my new clothing line”. K-ching! In other Ananova news, the great balance of pop is maintained: the Black Crowes have gone “on hiatus” (hooray!) but the guitarist from Faithless is forming a new band (boo!).