Ally reviews the new Jay-Z — I apologize if I embarass her or something, but in my utterly unhumble and perfectly right opinion, Ms. Bitchcakes is one of Thee Best Writers Around, Mang, and this is a prime example as to why. It doesn’t hurt that I think her review is completely and totally spot on — an amazing, amazing album, that’s The Blueprint. “H to the Izzo” is merely the tip of the iceberg, a mere taster.