“Damn you, Tom, I want singles reviews, not this tipping the wink to everyone with the wit to HumanClick you! And reviews of proper singles, too, not some nonsense by Piano bleedin’ Magic.” If this is your attitude, dear reader, go and look at bitchcakes!, a new blog by Ally Kearney which kicks off with four top-notch-crotch-pop singles reviews (actually, calling Aaron Carter crotch-pop is somewhat off-colour, so forget I did).