Seized by a sick flush of horror I click on the 33 indie rock boy rules…sweet lord, what if I prove to be an Indie Rock Boy? Luckily that is not my destiny: I obey a mere two of these rules (18 and 19, since you ask). Hah! And a good thing two, for some of the more…demonstrative of the instructions here could quite as easily show up in an entirely non-musical 33 Rules For Being A Twat.