josh quotes this from a thread:

Let’s do a thought experiment. You have sixty seconds in which to choose the woman with whom you will share the rest of your life and fortune. You must choose between two equally beautiful women to marry. The first is neatly attired and loves classical music and the ballet. The second has a ring through one of her nostrils, loves rock and rap, and prefers to spend her evenings making the rounds of discotheques. Whom do you marry?

I particularly like “neatly attired”.