Enough!: Burchill goes for Madonna’s jugular. “Music is a bad handshake of a record: limp, clinging, hard to shake off and leaving one with a distinct feeling of having been soiled by contact with a mediocrity so extreme it fair takes the breath away.” Actually, it’s not that bad, just a bit boring and unneccessary. But the bits on Guy Ritchie are good.

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