DUEL! – The Final: this is it – Smashing Pumpkins vs Travis for the title of Worst Band In The World. A signed certificate of badness. designed by Al, will be delivered to the most convincing address we can find for the winner. Polls open all week, so get those comments in.

If you need a starter on Travis, try here: “Now, if things were as they should be, Travis would be travelling to student union gigs in a broken-down old Transit borrowed from one of their uncles. They’d be third on a bill of three – and bloody grateful for it”.