Interupting our trip through the so-called good book to marvel at this news story. U2 win battle against ex-stylist , in which U2 have won a court case against an ex-stylist because she nicked a cowboy hat off of him. Eminently responsible thing to do if you remember how stupid the band looked during the JOSHUA* Tree period.

However bearing in mind that this is U2 we are talking about I present five better reasons for U2 to take their various stylists to court.

1) Bono Muscle Suit – at least that’s what it looks like:

Bono Muscle Suit

2) Is it the Devil: no its Mr Macphisto

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3) The Fly: If only I had a swat

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4) The Red Fly: unfortunately not The Fly with blood all over it

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5) JAYSUS – MR THE EDGE!

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*Bible Of Badness hook up – yay!