How do you follow The Six Wives Of Henry The Eighth and King Arthur And The Nights Of The Round Table On Ice. Well this is a sorry tale and one which explains his scraggly beard and red faced gait. Rick Wakeman – keyboard master extraordinary and fat cockney barrow boy – was searching around for a new live spectacular to bolster his coffers. But what did the fake ivory tinkler come up with?

The Magna Carta – On Fire.

What would I have given to see the Yes-man running out of the arena with his bushy beard on fire.