PROFESSIONS UNSUITED TO POPSTARS
1: Basement Jaxx : Doctors
This is not merely based on the fact that the two fellows from the Jaxx look almost as unhygenic as the inside of Badly Drawn Boys bobble hat. No, on their last single they asked the simple question “Where’s Your Head At”. The standard answer to this one boys is a couple of inches above your neck. Unless the person you are asking has been decapitated – say by a guillotine. In which case you’d be a bloody fool to ask them in the first place.