THE BANGLES – Manic Monday

Now this one also goes out to Prince who had the temerity to write this shocker. I’m not saying the all girl group are completely blameless, they threw themselves so wholeheartedly into the pretense of being office workers that its a safe bet that the drummer is probably holding down a nine to five knocking out paradiddles on an I-Mac. And it would seem a little bit out of order to knock the song on banality alone. So instead I just have one little point to make.

There are six other obvious words which rhyme with Monday. Sunday is one. Funday and Runday are not.

Oh and Suzanna Hoffs can wipe that grin off her face. This burning isn’t an eternal flame, but it lasts long enough to incinerate your shortarse winsomeness.