granddaughter susan, barbara the teach,
ian, teen vicki, stowaway steve;
katarina and sarah, both of them dies,
dodo, polly, ben so wise,
jamie, victoria, zoe the brane,
liz, screamy jo, then sarah jane;
doctor harry, leela for dads,
k9 one is not so bad;
second k9, two romanas
adric drives us all bananas;
nyssa, tegan, turlough too,
kamelion, peri, mel, THEN WHO?
ace, grace, rose (who bonds with the tardis)
and everyone fancies captain jack harkness!
donna’s all mouth and martha came next,
while amy’s a hottie which leaves rory vexed…