sistrah doctrah becky taught me this when i left home: maybe she invented it!! i’ll have to ask…
YOU WILL NEED:
Young spinach leaves
Avocados
Pine nuts
Haloumi*
Vinaigrette**
Tomatos (optional)
Peppers (optional)
Crispy prefried bacon slices (optional)***
NOW DO THIS:
i: slice avocados (and plus chop toms and peppers if using)
ii: brown pine nuts in a frying pan
iii: do NOT look away while pine nuts are browning or they will instantly blacken — science fact, they are the schrodinger’s cat of utter charring
iv: griddlefry haloumi if poss for stripy effect, otherwise fry normal way
v: put everything in big salad bowl and consume in a frenzy
VARIANTS:
*any cheese will work, esp. if strong
**viz olive oil and balsamic and sugar if not on a diet
***Or ham or salami or anything cold-meatish really — becky is veggie so i added this entire dimension
prep time = how quick can you peel an avocado?