In this run-up to the horror of post-Shrove Tuesday life, when we will all be down to fruit juice and morsels of pre-digested tofu — what do you mean, you don’t know what I’m talking about? — it is SCARY VIDEO time here at the Trigger of Freaks. First up is a filmic accompaniment to the best album the Rolling Stones ever recorded — Undercover of the Night. The song? “Too Much Blood”. I leave it as an excercise for the reader to determine precisely why this video is scary. Is it the violence of the modern news media? Keith Richards’ jack-o-lantern grin? What scares me most is how cavalierly our “actress” wastes a perfectly good bloody mary.

WordPress keeps removing the video when I embed it so until I get that sorted out you can see the “Too Much Blood” video here.