On the huge ever growing sidebar that rules from the centre of the Triggerworld you will see a section called “Current Poll” (down there, look, under the archivey bit).

We will be using this function to POLL you the FT readership on one of the urgent cultural issues raised by the day’s FT content – or failing that, raised by our conversations in the pub.

Results of the polls will appear NOWHERE AT ALL (currently) – however that doesn’t matter as we all know the joy of polls lies in the ticking and clicking.