Sometimes it is nice being on promoters and agents mailing lists. Look how they spin the disappointing news that Dave Pearce has lost his weekday Radio One show (the part in parentheses is particularly heartbreaking):

Dave Pearce’s diary is now open for 2005.

With the change in Radio 1 schedule, midweek student events are now more feasible (and affordable)

It might as well read “Will DJ for food”.