Vain attempt to demonstrate the pop supremacy of “Touchy!” by A-Ha (don’t forget the “!”, philistines!). A quick look at Amazon and other reviewish sites confirms my loneliness on this point – the reviews made miserable reading, it never ceases to depress me how keen pop fans are to see their heroes validated as ‘proper bands’. OK A-Ha were quite good at being a proper band (and still are – as the returned Fred would probably tell you) but fie on them if it means a rejection of froth and bounce in the process.