“You’re talking about things I haven’t done yet.”: when you first heard Rufige Kru’s “Terminator”, what did you think? Was it closer to –

a) “Blimey what a rinsin tune, that’s likely to reshape music with its time-stretched samples and 4-D beats, I bet its creator is a major force in 21st century pop!”

OR

b) “This sounds like the work of the sort of chancer who’ll end up on a celebrity charity show with Mark Owen.”