No More Moby!: Why on earth is he so popular?: A Slate writer seems to believe it is APE LAW that all music must rock, and with that, a promising anti-Moby rant turns to dog food.
OK, once more, with feeling — the antirockist position in a form that even a Clinton speechwriter might be able to understand: a musicworld where spontaneity, surprise and shock is a mandate rather than an option is a fucking oppressive one, like something out of a Firesign Theater future shock scenario. It’s also not very “rock,” either.