Just a quick note that Freakytriggers favouritest of Five television programmes is returning soon. How? After all, the irrepressibly gravel voiced Tommy Vance has gone to the great razor blade gargling parlour in the sky. Who could replace Tommy Vance in admiring the abject stupidity of his fellow men?
Word is: Brian Blessed.
“Gordons alive!!! But only just: surely only te stupidest of idiots would go up again Ming the Merciless with only ripped T-Shirt on…”