MUST WE THROW THIS BOGEY FIRTH* AT OUR YOUNG KIDS

Yes, being the quite obvious answer. Tory MP gets knickers in twist re: Dick and Dom. Though I like the idea of Tessa Jowell playing Drop Your Guts

*TYPO UPDATE: This should, of course, be filth however the idea of Colin Firth covered in bogeys is one too delicious to surrender to the ether.