Now we know how mental the BBC Talking Points get. So one would imagine the humorous and pithy answers a woman moving back to the UK from Australia after thirty years would get to the question “Has anything changed?” Oh the fun, the gags about Marmite being in a squeezy bottle. Oh the thinly barbed self-hatred, the coffee gags and a tiptoeing around what appears to be an elephant in the website. Can we guess what it is?

Your 30 ways the UK has changed.

All I can say to:

12. Helen Mirren was occasionally called “Ma’am” by junior officers in Prime Suspect, but not by anybody else.
Nigel Macarthur

Is a big fat HEIN?