Great Moments:
‘I Can Never Go Home Anymore’ by the Shangri-Las 2:06-2:09
(an occasional series reviewing all of music* a few seconds at a time)
It’s a bittersweet little song about a girl defying her mother’s advice and runni[…]

Rediscovered thanks to Jess’s article which pointed me at web.archive.org. My old website from the 90s had a lot of crap on it, and it is embarassing to discover it still out there in the internet, when i thought it had all been lost in my move[…]

FT Wrecking Everyones Curve
Five years ago!
(Link may not work due to the fucked up way archive.org works. If it doesn’t, just go there and plug in www.freakytrigger.com/juice.html.)
Just think Tom…you could’ve been making mixtapes […]

Quoting other movies is a bog standard way of getting admittedly sometimes shoddy secondhand laffs. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle/Get The Munchies (delete as appropriate) turns an entire film out of this, but not in a Scary Movie derivative w[…]

In Doctor Doolittle And The Secret Lake Dr. D goes to a secret lake, there he talks to a giant turtle who is the only living thing who remembers the flood! This giant turtle knows the secrets of the ages (I’ve forgotten what they are exactly), […]