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I find novels without dialogue relatively difficult to get through.
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I find novels without dialogue relatively difficult to get through. This is possibly some kind of psychological block, my word is defined so much by conversation (and my banal contributions to it) that acres of prose on the page daunt me. This was po[…]

‘Cause Hotmail sucks, Tom didn’t get my focus group ballad in time, but here are the scores and comments I got.
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Ultrabeat – Pretty Green Eye 3
If Crystal Gale sang it with Autoharp by June Carter Cash the words would be prefect.
As it is, it reminds me of A Night at the Roxbury, which makes it just pathetic.
S Club 8 — Sundown 8
The absolute roboti[…]

Joe Brainard
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Joe Brainard is known (if he is known at all) for his clever twists on Ernie Bushmillers Nacy (Nancy as a Boy, Nancy in Landscape, Nancy as a Drawing by Di vinci, Nancy as a de Kooning painting ad absurdum) and his assemblages with flowers and madonn[…]

The Worst Songwriter Of All Time?
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The Worst Songwriter Of All Time?: ancient but very readable Slate piece, may well be of interest to Popular fans.[…]

I’m not a food snob but…
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I’m not a food snob but…
…Burger King XL bacon double cheeseburgers are absolutely foul. Following a couple of hours wobs shopping on oxford street yesterday I felt somewhat peckish and was drawn by the pretty colours into the BK ([…]

Somewhere along the line I want to write about the phenomenon that is (was perhaps) Ain’t it Cool News
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Somewhere along the line I want to write about the phenomenon that is (was perhaps) Ain’t it Cool News. In the meantime, and for want of reasons to laugh, a piece of gonzo reviewing of the new Lord Of The Rings films: Hobbit-Man: The King Retur[…]

I Am Curious Orange
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 The EasyCinema Experience
In the exploded cross section of a US business district that is Milton Keynes, it stands out. Merely by virtue of painting its utilitarian structure a thoroughly unsuitable colour. Everything else in the new town is utilit[…]

THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF ALCOHOL – 10th December (9%-10%): Chimay Grande Reserve (aka Chimay Bleu)
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THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF ALCOHOL – 10th December (9%-10%): Chimay Grande Reserve (aka Chimay Bleu)
Despite the advent calender entering into wine territory, we are sticking with beer for now. Belgian beer of course. Whilst I could wax lyrical abo[…]

The Geezaesthetic Manifesto
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The Geezaesthetic Manifesto – it’s all about pubs, right?[…]

Two pieces from – some might say – opposite ends of the Wedge’s spectrum
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Two pieces from – some might say – opposite ends of the Wedge’s spectrum up on Freaky Trigger today. Al interviews hot UK comics artist Frazer Irving, and Alex T continues his investigations of Adorno.[…]

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