‘There’s a feeling in my heart that tells me if I keep doing this shit I’m gonna make it.’ But no guarantees. And a bell tolls for thee, ominously. Someone cues up a brutal kick sequence on their Playstation in probably the[…]

It’s high time I stopped calling things cheesy and just used the word ‘great’ when it’s what I really mean. The new Space Cowboy single is great. I’ve never liked power rock, and I suspect I never will. But I feel I can […]

Chris deBurgh – Spanish Train
The battle between the Lord and Satan is rarely depicted as friendly and even more rarely discussed is the Lord losing. From Job to Charlie McDaniel the Lord and His servants win- which is why Chris deBurgh is […]

Freaky Trigger has a new logo! for the first time in eleven months! And there’s more Al Action with the return of TARKUS! Look for a more article-based update very soon…[…]

JENNIFER LOPEZ FEATURING JADAKISS & STYLES – “Jenny From The Block”
Why is:
“Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I’ve got
I’m still, I’m still Jenny from the block” the catchiest pop couplet fo[…]

Tom’s Top Ten!
MISSY ELLIOT ft LUDACRIS – “Gossip Folks”
DANIEL BEDINGFIELD – “Inflate My Ego”
TRINA – “Hustling”
ORBITAL – “Impact (The Earth Is Burning)”
CHROMEO – […]

It’s That Time Again…: if you’ve ever fancied writing for NYLPM, we’re looking for a few new contributors. Give us an email, go on! Oh, and if you think your blog or site should be on the links page, can you put a link to it i[…]

“I’ll tax your feet”: “Der Steuersong, the “tax song”, a satirical protest anthem by Schröder impersonator Elmar Brandt, reached No 1 in the German charts this week. The song ridicules the chancellor for breaking […]

Controversy over the REAL MUSIC MARTYRS, undoubtedly sewn by industry insiders who hate NYLPM’s fearless expose of the true damage Gareth, Will et al. are doing to your Top 40 charts. This week it’s the turn of Soda Club ft Hannah Alathea[…]

THE LIBERTINES – “Time For Heroes”
If The Smiths flew in today, the NME might send a limousine anyway – but would you? G-V-B-D rock band, four boys, definite article/plural noun – pretty unpromising, no? Another week, an[…]