Except for the woman who made it to 122, but is dead now. Even the Dutch supercentenarian who is the current world’s oldest person is five years off Sean William Scott’s life expectancy of around 120? Why do I make this claim about the actor better known for smirking and making jokes about ladies anatomy’s?

Well look here. He is about to play a role where his character has a quarter-life crisis. At age 30. You do the math.

Admittedly people in their forties do not like to claim middle age, whilst all data suggests they are. The UK life expectancy for men is current rising slowly from 76 at birth (though if you make it to 65, this can go up to 81). Either way, my midlife crisis can’t be less than ten years away…