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January 14^th, 2003

THE CHEEKY GIRLS ACCORDING TO WILFRED HODGES

THE CHEEKY GIRLS ACCORDING TO WILFRED HODGES

If “We are the cheeky girls” then “You are the cheeky Boys” = True then you can touch my bum.
“We are the Cheeky Girls” is (unfortunately) True.
“You are the Cheeky Boys” is - at least in my case and hence generalising for the rest of mankind - False.
Therefore the whole proposition is False and we cannot touch the Cheeky Girls strange collective bum. We are therefore able to use our hands for better advantage such as shooting the transylvania idiots.

Written by Tanya Headon on Tuesday, January 14th, 2003 | 752 views |

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My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into an encyclopaedia of musical badness.

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