IHM CRIMINAL LYRIC WATCH
Def Leppard “Animal”
“And I want, and I need, and I love Animals”
Now I’m no lawyer but surely this should have tipped the wink to the Sheffield Police as to who had been buggering all those badgers on the outside of Rotherham in 1987. It couldn’t be more explicit if Joe Elliot said “I suppose a little Brock’s out of the question”.
Tanya Headon in I Hate Music • 645 views
WHY? DEAR LORD...WHY?
My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into an encyclopaedia of musical badness.
Much of this music will generally be called 'good' by critics. Some of it you might be a fan of. Rather than get offended, think of this as the virulent opposite of all those smarmy Record Guides with their star rankings and chin-stroking critical weightings.
Here, everything gets one star.
I'm too famous now to link to anybody, or that's what my publicist tells me.