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February 28th, 2006

Glastonbury veterans - your lives will never be the same again!

Yes! They will be MUCH DRUNKER!

Yes, the fine fares of the Brothers Bar, Jazz Word Stage, Worthy Farm will shortly be available in pubs, supermarkets and indie toilets near you! In four flavours including:

- Perry!
- Apple cider!
- Strawberry Mixed Pear Cider!
and…
FESTIVAL STRENGTH PEAR CIDER!

Would the last person to slump in a bin please turn out the light?

Written by Matt DC on Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 | 589 views |

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